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The Appendectomy Blues

I won’t soon forget Chelsea’s 1 – 0 loss at QPR last Sunday…

I didn’t feel great last Sunday morning.  I had an annoying lower abdominal pain.  Didn’t think much of it though and continued on to church with my family.  I was looking forward to watching Chelsea dismantle QPR when I got home.  The game was happening live while I was at church, but if there’s one thing you can count on as a Chelsea fan in my corner of the globe, it’s that no one will ever ruin the score for you at church.  If it’s the Dallas Cowboys or any number of college football teams playing, that’s a different story.  But if Chelsea’s on while I’m at church, I can arrive home after the game’s already over, fire up the ol’ DVR and enjoy the whole 90 minutes without so much as a single pass having been ruined for me by an eager-beaver fan.

Alas, Sunday’s match was a train wreck almost from the start.  More on that momentarily.  As if the Chelsea loss wasn’t annoying enough, that stomach pain I woke up with hadn’t dissipated at all.  In fact, it seemed to be getting worst.

One has some strange thoughts as one is lying on a rickety hospital bed in a dingy hospital room, alone, with a morphine drip that was actually doing little to squelch the abdominal pain that had increased since driving myself to the ER at 11:00 PM.  It was 2:30 AM and I couldn’t sleep.  As I waited for the CAT scan results to confirm appendicitis, I had loads of time to ponder Chelsea’s meltdown at Loftus Road.  Here are some of said thoughts:

1)  David Luiz is starting to annoy me a little bit.  Not a lot.  Just a little.  For now at least.  When he burst onto the Chelsea scene last January he became an almost instant fan favorite thanks to his enthusiasm, aggressiveness, and crazy hair.  He was a real shot in the arm at a time in the season when Chelsea truly needed one.  I still love the guy.  He could still develop into one of my absolute favorite Blues.  But the guy has got to stop the needless fouling.  Quit nipping at players’ heels!  He’s fast enough (I think) and athletic enough (again – I think) not to need to do those things.  I love the heart and desire he showed in trying to eke out a win against QPR (like using his elbows to hack some box space for himself amidst the Rangers molesting him during corners and free kicks).  But all the little fouls must stop immediately.  They’re hurting the team.  Having said that, his “foul” in the box that gave QPR the PK and ultimate victory was a softie to say the least.

2)  Didier Drogba’s tackle choice… seriously?  I’m a long-time fan of Drogba.  I’m really glad he’s been a Chelsea man for so long.  But I expect a lot more from such a veteran.  After this many years of top-tier soccer, did Didier really think his two-footed lunge would be okay?  His offense was fairly mild as red cards go, but no one can be surprised that his tackle was red-carded.  The surprise is that Drogba did it in the first place.  I’d be livid if I were Andre Villas-Boas.

3)  Bosingwa’s red card decision was a bad call.  Shaun Wright-Phillips didn’t have a “clear” goal-scoring opportunity.  He and Bosingwa were shoulder-to-shoulder going for the ball.  It may have been a yellow card, but red was unfair.

With three split-second decisions the referee altered the entire game and perhaps Chelsea’s entire season.  Chelsea can’t blame the ref entirely, after all, Luiz, Drogba, and Bosingwa could’ve and should’ve controlled their bodies to avoid maximum punishment.  But the ref shares the blame – at least on the Luiz/Bosingwa calls – and it was clear to anyone watching the game that there was considerable inconsistency in failing to card QPR in similar circumstances.  It’s very frustrating when refs impose themselves on a game in such an intrusive way that truly affects the outcome.

In a league as big and influential as the Premier League, refs need to be far more careful about doling out red cards and PKs since each one has potentially far-reaching implications.  How could the Premier League curb these injustices?  I’ll explore some ideas tomorrow in part two of my appendectomy blues session…

What do you think about the ref’s decisions in the Chelsea/QPR game?